So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?

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unfollower:

timoodles:

there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts

there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police

i live in Cumming don’t talk to me

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So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.

nicodidevilo:

OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE

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disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

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best-of-funny:

ae-sthete:

do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on

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