When I get to school in the morning and someone is... →
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pulpfresh: I think in my resume I should be able to mention who I am on the internet
So I met this prostitute who said she'd do... →
theannoyingskwid: cottoncandypoodle: Guess who got his homework done ?! MORE FROM theannoyingskwid
Post one of the 7 deadly sins in my ask box for:
Lust: Something that I find attractive. Pride: Something that I like about myself. Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself. Envy: Something I wish I was better at. Gluttony: One of my favorite foods. Wrath: Something that gets me angry. Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
smile41d: oioiharrystyles: i love that they have the humor of 2nd grade boys.
I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under... →
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Before the clock strikes 12 o'clock on Dec 31st,... →
theannoyingskwid: come out after 12 and be like “ohshit i havent seen you guys since last year!” MORE FROM theannoyingskwid
When people joke about you , & they go too far.
The moment when you've been told to take out your... →
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When you're about to sneeze and you just look like →
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When you ask for a bite and they say, "no, you can... →
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