jesus computer, if you could turn yourself off...
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
gigglingbean: If I were getting sexts from someone I’m not interested in, does that mean I got molexted?
incises: one time i went on a date no i didn’t
tltty: cause every time we touch i get this feeling
When you see crappy-ass movies just ‘cause your...
lovelylittlethings12: and then you’re like:
trollface-mommy: OMFG…I shouldn’t have joked about phone apps… I just got a bunch of spam for iphone apps. A) HOLYFUCKINGSHIT THEY’RE WATCHING ME B) I DON’T HAVE A GODDAMN iPHONE BITCHES
everyonesahero: does anybody else just like research things for fun like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested...
fine whatever i will just date myself
tomlinsmirk: do you ever just listen to yourself and wonder how someone hasn’t punched you in the face yet
youarenotreallyaking: there are only two types of people in the world people who had a high school musical period liars
jakeforjesus: When you hit delete trying to erase a letter but your computer takes you back a page instead
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I said hi not suck my dick
tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website