As awkward as a Penguin. As awesome as a Unicorn.

dysphorism: lordjookitty: pencil-tits: itseliberg33: Press...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:39:01 +0530

lordjookitty:

pencil-tits:

itseliberg33:

Press play and watch the gif.

I love this fandom

^ I love us

i have rebloged this about 100000 times now

omg yes its back on my dash

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:38:05 +0530

So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:35:19 +0530

So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?

unfollower: timoodles: there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts there are literally police...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:35:01 +0530

unfollower:

timoodles:

there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts

there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police

i live in Cumming don’t talk to me

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:34:40 +0530

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.

Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It'll make sense later.

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:34:08 +0530

nicodidevilo:

OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE

disnerd: do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:33:37 +0530

disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

best-of-funny: ae-sthete: do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:33:18 +0530

best-of-funny:

ae-sthete:

do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on

X

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thetumblr-thisisatumblr: I suppose you’re all wondering why...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:27:55 +0530

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

efferescent: remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:23:42 +0530

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:22:27 +0530

lafranglophone: hahahaha that guy is my idol

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:22:10 +0530

lafranglophone:

hahahaha that guy is my idol

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:21:42 +0530

my-milkshake-brings: southernbelle-raisinhell: THIS IS A...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:20:48 +0530

my-milkshake-brings:

southernbelle-raisinhell:

THIS IS A FUCKING WOMBAT OMFG

wombat nananananananananana wombat

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:20:18 +0530

so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:19:46 +0530

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.